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  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight


regansmithh:

You Obviously Don’t Know Me Until Youve Crept On My Tumblr. No? Okay.



slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u






  • my family: skinny people are gross.
  • my family: fat people are gross
  • my family: self harm-ers are gross
  • my family: suicide is gross
  • my family: mental illnesses are gross
  • my family: homosexuals are gross
  • my family: oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
  • me: lol no i'm fine thanks.



the fact he is oblivious to his own attractiveness makes me sCream



iradescent:

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

ohmygod



bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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vinebox:

me at the movies





1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo




dressagequeen1:

dressagequeen1:

dressagequeen1:

Horse riding more like

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Why does this have so many notes this isn’t clever

Stop reblogging this this damn post is all I can see anymore




ilovemusicandbookspjo:

aserbianfilm:

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.

Or Part Of A John Green Book Please Don’t









lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life



nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER