hey i like your shoes
haha thanks but im straight
You Obviously Don’t Know Me Until Youve Crept On My Tumblr. No? Okay.
sexual orientation: not u
skinny people are gross.
fat people are gross
self harm-ers are gross
suicide is gross
mental illnesses are gross
homosexuals are gross
oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
lol no i'm fine thanks.
the fact he is oblivious to his own attractiveness makes me sCream
What the fuck
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
me at the movies
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
Horse riding more like
Why does this have so many notes this isn’t clever
Stop reblogging this this damn post is all I can see anymore
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
Or Part Of A John Green Book Please Don’t
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
this show is literally my life
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER