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We are what we repeatedly do.
Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
*high fives Socrates and ollies out*
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Make it viral
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN MEME-MAKER
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick december
be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.
This was my exact view about 2 years back. I was driving home from Sasquatch, it was 7am, my friend was asleep and Bon Iver was over the radio. One of those life moments.
So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.
best thing to reblog yet
cant not reblog this.
I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY
hitting your toe on something
New York sun
By Sven Verbruci